THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
(Source: cineraria, via chronicmeds)
$4 for a pack of skittles my ass.
more like walkin in with my food and not giving two fucks
Dear Scarlet,
About a month ago you asked if you could have a “circle mohawk” again. I told you to think about it because you’ve been growing your hair out for so long and I didn’t want you to regret it. On Sunday night I told you I had a hair appointment with Allison the next day. You asked if you could get your hair cut like that again, but you were laying down for bed and not supposed to be talking so I ignored you. The next day you asked twice, so I finally said I didn’t care and that you look beautiful whatever you decide. The last time your hair was like this you weren’t in school yet, I was so nervous about kids being cruel. I walked you to school on Tuesday morning and stayed awhile to make sure everything was going to go smoothly, which it did. When I picked you up you said, “Olivia liked my hair. She said she didn’t want her hair like this, but she liked mine like this. And we’re still friends. That’ just like how I don’t want to have purple hair like Allison, but I love Allison’s purple hair. You don’t have to have all the same stuff as your friends.” Wise beyond your years, baby child. I’m so proud of you and how you have the courage to be exactly who you want to be, despite any other outside influences. While we’re on the topic of gender, when I was at parent teacher conferences a few months ago a mom of this little boy approached me. She told me how he wanted to paint his nails and go to school. She let him. When he came home he said, “Scarlet loved my nails, Mom!” I’ve never been so proud.
(via femilymox)
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
(via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
> Squeeeee
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
oh my god who is in my room aaaaaahhh
ITS BACK IN MY DASH, OMG, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
THERE’S A GHOST CUTTING MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE IF THEE’S A GHOST TALKING TO YOU!! BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOK AROUND AND SEE NO ONE THERE BUT HAIRCUT! AND THEY JUST SHAVED MY HEAD!!!!!!! I DON’T WANT MY HEAD SHAVED! THAT’S IT NOT GOING TO UNI LOOKING LIKE THIS TOMORROW!
no idea why but i was freaking out the entire time, this was probably not meant to be scary bUT JFC WHEN HE TOOK OUT THE SCISSORS I ALMOST STARTED CRYING WTF
OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES A GHOST IN MY ROOM
(Source: awesomaticeric)
I try to scroll past Zac Efron pictures but i just cant. Hes too sexy not to reblog